Thursday, March 30, 2006

Bush: "No Speedo Suit Here!"

He's SUCH a comedian.
Bush heads to Mexico, doesn't pack Speedo
But Bush made one thing clear. "No Speedo suit here," he promised.
"You're going to ask me if I read the book," Bush said. "Little print, no pictures. Go ahead."
"It's the bible of freedom, yes," the Freedom House official said, prompting laughter and a lighthearted presidential objection.
"I'm the funny guy," Bush said.
When an Egyptian said he wanted to go into politics, Bush had three words of advice: "Go for president."
He finally called on a questioner who had caused a little fuss.
"You've been very anxious," the president said. "This better be a good one. Yes, you've been waving and yelling over there. Waving, yelling, stomping your feet. It's a free society. That's what happens."

What an insulting ass he really is.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chimpy forgot to stuff a sock in it this time, revealing still more shortcomings in an infinite wobbling parade of wet brained insufficiencies.

2:21 AM  
Blogger Panda said...

Hahahahaa, damb! I forgot to enhance his nether regions.

10:26 AM  
Anonymous Asta said...

Panda, are you the same Panda with Liberal America?

If it tiz you, it seems I have forgotten my password there, have locked myself out of my car so to speak. Please say hello to all there for me.

And wanted to say you're funnier than ever.

2:04 PM  
Blogger Panda said...

It is I, Asta...I'll let NHJay know you're locked out and he can email you.
Nice to hear from you. You're pretty damned funny yourself! We've missed you!

7:04 PM  
Anonymous Asta said...

Well, I am happy as hell you started your own blog. I'll spread the news around -- I'm sure you wouldn't mind me leaving your URL on restroom walls and overpasses. Just kidding!

Panda, are you familiar with ? Please come visit. We analyze (with sumptuous amounts of snark) media visuals (er, political propaganda). Ever since I found BagNews, I've thought "Panda and other LAers would have such a romp with these photos and comments", but I couldn't log into LA to tell you guys about it.

But FATE has intervened. Yeah! I've missed all you guys, too, but at least I still got to read all the posts. There's a lot of belated birthday greetings I need to make! LOL! Can't wait to catch up with you guys.

BTW, regarding the above Bush photo, GACK! Is that an Evangelical Anchor around his neck? Does GeeDub really have that much body hair? Eeewwww. You got any pix of Laura in a speedo? Does she have a lot of body hair, too? Inquiring minds want to know!

3:50 AM  
Blogger Panda said...

Restroom walls would be great. :)
Hey, bagnewsnotes looks like my kind of place. Thanks. I'll definitely be going back there. I've emailed NHJay but he's working and I haven't heard back yet. I'll stay on it. Pickles in a speedo...hmmm. There's a thought. ;)

7:48 PM  
Blogger Panda said...

Go here:

You used your (nandn)aol email acct.

7:54 AM  
Anonymous Asta said...

Thank you, kind friend.

I discovered the rest of your blog, (idiot me, finally found your home page - dud!) I am freaking impressed!

Girl, you are on fire. You give me courage. Can't thank you enough.

2:57 PM  
Anonymous Asta said...

I meant "Duh!" not "dud". Again, idiot me.

sorry for the typo

Oh, got my password -- thank you again. Hope to be an asset to LA and not a dud. No typo there.

(It's hard to type with a cat in my lap.)

6:50 PM  
Blogger Panda said...

Heh heh, I knew what you meant. :)
And...You're welcome!

7:07 PM  

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