Bush: "No Speedo Suit Here!"

He's SUCH a comedian.
Bush heads to Mexico, doesn't pack Speedo
But Bush made one thing clear. "No Speedo suit here," he promised.
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"You're going to ask me if I read the book," Bush said. "Little print, no pictures. Go ahead."
"It's the bible of freedom, yes," the Freedom House official said, prompting laughter and a lighthearted presidential objection.
"I'm the funny guy," Bush said.
When an Egyptian said he wanted to go into politics, Bush had three words of advice: "Go for president."
He finally called on a questioner who had caused a little fuss.
"You've been very anxious," the president said. "This better be a good one. Yes, you've been waving and yelling over there. Waving, yelling, stomping your feet. It's a free society. That's what happens."
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What an insulting ass he really is.