Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Lieboy Loves Bald Pates

What's up with Dubya's love of the bald headed men. He surrounds himself with them. He touches them at every opportunity. Is it something to do with his bonesman Yale days of Skull and Bones? He sure likes Jeff Gannon, softball reporter from the "esteemed" Talon news. It's not clear who Gannon was visiting at night in the White House. Scott McClellan or the pResident.

This isn't Gannon but Dubya couldn't resist.

Update:Thanks to buzzflash for linking to me. Much appreciated. Thanks to reader "C" who alerted me to a great blog from whence the bald bushmen originated in 2004. Yes, indeed, total credit where credit is due to JuliusBlog for the first blog on the topic of Bush and bald heads. Lots more pictures of Lieboy fondling heads of all shapes and sizes hereJuliusBlog
It appears Chimpy's naked lust has continued unabated.
The boy can't help it.
Fri May 19, 4:04 AM ET
US President George W. Bush greets US troops at the Yuma Marine Corps Air Station shortly before departing from the area on Air Force One (rear) after visiting the US-Mexico border in San Luis and Yuma, Arizona.(AFP/Paul J. Richards)

Update #2:
Wow, when it rains it pours, great piece by Robert Parry at Consortium News.
Bush: 'Alpha Male on the Cruise Ship'

By Robert Parry
May 18, 2006

When future historians scratch their heads and wonder how George W. Bush came to lead the world’s most powerful nation at the start of the Twenty-First Century, it might help them to know that many Americans found his type familiar – and thus reassuring. Bush was the alpha male on the cruise ship.

He was like the wise-cracking guy leading a pack of vacationers out of the elevator toward the all-you-can-eat buffet bar, while poking fun at Charlie for getting too much sun on his bald head or at Mildred for putting on a few extra pounds. The others in the group titter with nervous amusement, fearing their ribbing will come next.

Like that dominant male on the cruise ship, Bush exhibits a freedom to mock the appearance of almost anyone, holding up both American citizens and foreign leaders to public ridicule for how they look.

At a joint White House press conference May 16 with Australian Prime Minister John Howard, as the two men stood side by side, Bush slipped in a couple of zingers about Howard’s bald head and supposed homeliness.

Bush joshed, “Somebody said, ‘You and John Howard appear to be so close, don’t you have any differences?’ And I said, ‘yes, he doesn’t have any hair.’”

Getting a round of laughs from reporters, Bush moved on to his next joke: “That’s what I like about John Howard,” Bush said. “He may not be the prettiest person on the block, but when he tells you something you can take it to the bank.”

Howard played the role of gracious guest, smiling and saying nothing in response to the disparaging comments about his physical appearance.

Though many men are very sensitive about losing their hair, Bush seems to find their baldness a source of humor, a way to put them in their place.

At a press conference on Aug. 24, 2001, Bush called on a Texas reporter who had covered Bush as Texas governor. Bush said the young reporter was “a fine lad, fine lad,” drawing laughter from the national press corps.

The Texas reporter then began to ask his question, “You talked about the need to maintain technological …” But Bush interrupted the reporter to deliver his punch line:

“A little short on hair, but a fine lad. Yeah.”

As Bush joined in the snickering, the young reporter paused and acknowledged meekly, “I am losing some hair.”


Haw! Are the chickenhawks coming home to roost?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a Dick Head!

5:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

George really likes to look and hold the "BACK" of Jeff Gannons' head!

6:22 PM  
Blogger Chalie L said...

Monkeys like shiny objects.


6:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is an old joke. I saw a similar post over two years ago, but it's still funny watching Bush feel up all of those half asses.

Kevin Schmidt, Sterling VA

7:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is he auditioning for Benny Hill? Someone needs to tell him that he's dead.

7:44 PM  
Anonymous Dave said...

Confused Monkey that he is, Shitboy is laboring under the mis-apprehension that rubbing the bald scalps of white men brings good luck.

Well, he did get one black guy in there.

8:16 PM  
Blogger Rurikid said...

Gannon is giving him the same look that Monica used to give Clinton...

12:48 AM  
Anonymous noodles collier said...

Is he auditioning for Benny Hill?


8:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, actually, rubbing the bald heads of white men IS good luck. ( or bad luck if done in a disrespectful way). How else do you account for Bush's 4 1/2 years of unrivalled popularity and public approval. Now that Gannon/ Guckert/ Gosch is gone Bush's luck is waning.

8:50 AM  
Blogger Blogenfreude said...

Maybe the House impeachment manager will be bald, or the judge that sentences him.

11:34 AM  
Blogger beervolcano said...

I'm sorry, but I get totally creeped out whenever he grabs or rubs someone's head. It's just not something you do to people. The man has no couth.

2:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that ain't the HALF of it!


2:05 PM  
Anonymous Gaia sighs... said...

Perfectly understandable - if the canard about cheerleaders loving bald heads on both high necks and low is true. After all, wasn't he a cheerleader in college?

Maybe that's why the country is in so much trouble - he's using the wrong head to think with. But then, he does have a perfect excuse: seems he's one of those special guys who gets taller after taking Viagra.

3:36 PM  
Anonymous Gaia sighs... said...

"Gannon is giving him the same look that Monica used to give Clinton..."

Nope. It's exactly the opposite. Remember, Gannon is a "top."

3:45 PM  
Anonymous Paul said...

Anonymous said...
that ain't the HALF of it!

Looks like Rense picked up the photos from a site that snagged them from Juliousblog - who posted same a year before down to that hilarious last shot of the turkey. After viewing Panda's and then scrolling down Julious's, when I got to that one I fell out. haha

This bald fetish is really wierd. Wonder if Olberman has seen this.

Panda, thanks for posting this truly strange habit of the Child King's. Just when I thought I knew how creepy he is, he tops his last effort...

Parry's article should be read by anyone who thinks Bush is remotely normal...Paul

5:53 PM  

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