Never Let 'Em See You Sweat

Lieboy blows two days early, for a photo op at Fort Bragg. Bald men in background, as usual. President Bush blows out the candles on his birthday cake presented to him during his lunch with military personnel and their families at Fort Bragg, Tuesday, July 4, 2006. Bush turns sixty on Thursday. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

Good grief...he's sweating like a pig! Izzat Kkkarl waiting for a piece of cake? Um, will it count as desecration of the flag to dig in?