Thursday, July 13, 2006

Pickles Smacks U.S. Soccer

Mein Gott! Maybe Pickles should lay off the sauce before she opens her mouth. Today she informed Germany that Americans don't know anything about soccer...that's why we lose.
Soccer is new to America, Pickles declared.
"Americans really are just learning about soccer. It's a new sport to the United States. I guess you can tell it's a new sport by the way our team plays."

Soccer has been around a while, Laura. They even played it at old Skull and Bones, Yale. What a faux pas. Xanaxed up? You be the judge. Her "staff" failed her and allowed her to "guess" the facts.

US First Lady Laura Bush has explained the winless US flop at the World Cup by saying that soccer has yet to catch on in the United States.(AFP/Franka Bruns)

Um, Laura, tell that to our gold medal women's team. Gosh, I thought Laura Bush was up on wimmenz issues. Georgie is the one who knows all about sports. And foul play.

Laura Bush: Soccer is new to US
STRALSUND, Germany (AFP) - US First Lady Laura Bush has explained the winless US flop at the World Cup by saying that soccer has yet to catch on in the United States.
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"I guess we did not do very well, but we did play Germany, and I think that's when we lost, isn't it, the last time when we were out," she said. The United States played the Czech Republic, Italy and Ghana, but not Germany.

"You know, Americans really don't know that much about soccer. And the World Cup still was very interesting to Americans. Americans watched," she said.

U.S. Soccer Timeline

3 Comments:

Anonymous Asta said...

I guess she's never heard the expression "soccer moms".

Maybe if I gotta script for xanax, I could be as zoned-out and carefree as the First Robot.

la la la la la

10:53 AM  
Blogger Panda said...

Soccer moms were the folks I thought of too...she's incredibly dim...or drugged.
Mia Hamm also came to mind. She'd be surprised to know we "lose" all the time.
I guess the twins weren't up to sports between their drinking and ID forgery activities,
and shopping for incredibly tasteless clothing.
First Robot...Hahaha.

11:50 AM  
Anonymous Pickles said...

It just proves our Mexican friends can share their Inca secrets mumbojuju stuff and our socker will sock you German guys as soon as we get them all the right sort of papers to do jobs Ahmarecans just won't do like Socker!!

Tee hee Tee hee

12:17 AM  

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