Monday, August 21, 2006

Bush is an ASSHOLE!

Bush responds to reporters as he conducts a press conference inside the White House Conference Center across the street from the White House. It's not news that he's a lying asshole. He's been a shitty little asshole for his entire adult life, and most of his childhood. Today's press conference however was such a slap in the face to all of us, it had to be said again. He was loud, arrogant and challenging as he yelled his plans at the press. He's pissed. He's really, really angry. His vacation was interrupted and the war he started in Iraq isn't going well. He's clearly on amphetamines, after his last performance they needed him pumped up. He started out with his plans for Lebanon. He moved on to tell lies and distortions about the entire Middle East, punctuated by incredibly lame and sarcastic "jokes". The press laughed. I didn't.

Q:"What did Iraq have to do with the attack on the World Trade Center?"
Bush: "Nothing"
Transcript and webcast (Another must-see!)
Again, he knew the questions that were going to be asked. Apparently the White House Press Corpse is under strict control and most of them called him Sir, a title to which he is NOT entitled.
Q But are you frustrated, sir?

THE PRESIDENT: Frustrated? Sometimes I'm frustrated. Rarely surprised. Sometimes I'm happy. This is -- but war is not a time of joy. These aren't joyous times. These are challenging times, and they're difficult times, and they're straining the psyche of our country. I understand that. You know, nobody likes to see innocent people die. Nobody wants to turn on their TV on a daily basis and see havoc wrought by terrorists. And our question is, do we have the capacity and the desire to spread peace by confronting these terrorists, and supporting those who want to live in liberty? That's the question. And my answer to that question is, we must. We owe it to future generations to do so.

As I watched him I got more and more angry too. This was one of his nastiest performances. Cocky little condescending bastard pursed his putrid skinny lips as bellowed out his lines. Fuck you, Bush! He was snotty to Helen Thomas and told huge lies...nothing new. Not leaving Iraq as long as he's in the White House...well then, get the fuck out of OUR HOUSE, sonofabitch! The world's most dangerous terrorist IS George WWIII Bush. "I hear a lot of talk about civil war. We're not leaving. We leave before the mission is done, the terrorists follow us here. Plan Baghdad." Jesus christ he's insane.


Anonymous aed said...

I think the vile, boorish, little imbecile is on the verge of going off the Deep End. But, hey! Us common folks just love is informal, "regular guy" schtick, don't we?

9:11 AM  
Blogger Panda said...

He gets twisted kicks making "fun" of the gnus corpse. He was so angry and volatile yesterday I'm sure he would have snapped and come unglued if his handlers had allowed extra unscripted time in that room. Without notes. Imagine, if you will™, the chickenhawk in a large room filled with real Americans with REAL questions. We are denied due process at every level. LET US QUESTION HIM!

12:19 PM  
Anonymous Goober said...

I'd like to have a beer with him cause he's just the kind of guy to get a heat on with and then watch him give blowjobs to transvestites.

When he passes out we ditch him naked in on a freeway onramp in Souh Central.

Just like a regular guy.

1:42 AM  

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