Campaign Zombie...Pickles!

Nobody really hates Pickles Bush. What's to hate? A woman who by "virtue" of whom she married is First Prop. Her major role for the moment is as a GOP campaigning draw. Dick and Lieboy bring in the BIG donor dough behind closed doors with the fat cats. That leaves Pickles as the big public draw of "the people" for the gentler softer side of compassionate conservatism.
She gives the same speech at each whistle stop. She's in favor of all her husband is doing to us but since she has no power doesn't have to take responsibility for any of it. She's set for the rest of her life. Not a care in the world...all the money she can possibly use...for ever. How DOES she do it? Speechwriters and dressers, some Xanax and Stepford One is ready to roll!
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First lady Laura Bush, left, smiles and waves goodbye to the crowd with GOP Congressional candidate state Sen. Peter Roskam, right, during a fundraiser in Addison, Ill., Monday, Aug. 14, 2006. Roskam is trying to succeed the retiring U.S. Rep. Henry Hyde, R-Ill., but is facing a tough campaign against Iraqi war veteran, Democrat Tammy Duckworth. (AP Photo/Charles Rex Arbogast)

Transcript
Mrs. Bush's Remarks at a Roskam for Congress Luncheon
You know, politics really is a family business. Everyone gets involved, whether they want to or not. It's just a fact of life. When you love somebody who's running for office, then you want to stand with them and you want to be with them and help them as much as you possibly can. And when you run for office, you know that it will affect your family, that you've subjected your family to criticism that they might not ever hear otherwise if you didn't have the courage to run. You know they'll hear the person they love criticized, because that's just a fact of life in politics. And I think it's really very, very encouraging when we see people who want to be in politics, who are serving for all the right reasons.

Thanks to the men and women in uniform, Afghan women and girls can now be educated. It's hard for us to imagine a country that would actually forbid citizens from being educated. But now, little girls are in school all over Afghanistan.

Our country faces challenges too important to be reduced just to politics.
President Bush has an ambitious agenda for the rest of his time in Washington. To accomplish them, we must have serious national conversations, conducted with civility and respect.

Right Pickles, those little Afghani girls might have a different tale to tell. And of course your asshole "husband" and the bastards all around him are NEVER rude or lacking in any civility as they bomb the shit out of half the world and smear anyone in their way.

Two days later....


First lady Laura Bush is joined at the podium by Republican congressional candidate Chris Wakim, right, during a fundraiser in Fairmont, W.Va. on Wednesday, Aug. 16, 2006. Wakim is facing Democratic incumbent Rep. Alan Mollohan. (AP Photo/Bob Shaw)
Transcript
Mrs. Bush's Remarks at Chris Wakim for Congress Fundraiser
After spending last week at Crawford with the President, I'm used to the sounds of clearing brush. (Laughter and applause.)You know, politics ends up really being a family business, and every member of the family is involved, whether they want to be or not. And it's a huge benefit for a candidate if his family stands with him.

And thanks to the men and women of the United States military, Afghan women and girls can now be educated. (Applause.) It's hard for us to imagine a country that would forbid half of its citizens from being educated. But now, little girls are in school all over Afghanistan.
America faces challenges too important to be reduced to politics.
keeping our country safe from terrorism

Nice safe speech, repeat again, and again, and again. No nasty audience members to ask horrid questions. Lies, damned lies, and zombified lies. Zzzzzzz!