Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Bolton Bails


Bolton gave the Decider his "resignation". The White House insists on calling it "stepping down". Recessive Bolton couldn't be confirmed even with a GOP majority working for the White House. He's sure not going to be confirmed now that Democrats have a say. For six years Boy Blunder got all the rubber stamps he needed. That's about to change. It's musical chairs on the Hindenburg. They're shuffling the deck and shifting the focus.
Petulant Boy Blunder's response:
I’m not happy about it," President Bush said as he met the outgoing ambassador at the White House a few hours later, adding that Mr Bolton had "done a fabulous job for his country." It's fabulous to be an asshole? Bolton met with his mentor Cheney before resigning. Perhaps he's gotten a new assignment. CEO of...? on the board of...?
What atrocity is he hiding?

What beast will the Bushco machine present next to further alienate the rest of the world? What pardoned piece of slime from Bush I's reign is still in need of a piece of the action? Bolton can become a "consultant" on Fux Gnus or give motivational speeches on how to bully.

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5 Comments:

Anonymous Lane_in_PA said...

Whoa! Wait a momento! Hold the presses!

Did he shave off his mustashe, have I missed something?

Or is this another example of your articulate PhotoShop skills?

I gotta know! Panda, if you photoshopped this, you have to write a "how to" manual for us dummies. And sell me your first edition.

2:47 PM  
Anonymous snabby said...

You've done the impossible, making Bolton even creepier looking than he is. No more moustache rides for Atlas Juggs.

7:45 PM  
Blogger Mr. Natural said...

As Bolton exits stage left, Gates rides in on his white horse! HOORAY, WE'RE SAVED FROM THE COMMUNISTS... er... I mean the.... Huh?

10:09 PM  
Blogger Panda said...

Well, what the hell IS he hiding under that most unattractive shrub under his nose...er, that bush on his lip...um, okay...that moustache adorning his visage? Maybe he has a hare lip.

7:51 PM  
Blogger Panda said...

Yes, Mr. Natural...Gates is yet another disaster for the U.S. But his "real" job is to tidy up loose ends for Bushco before they're out of office.
IMO the confirmation process should have been put on hold until January...but that's why Rummy had to leave sooner...the 110th Congress might have actually asked Gates about Iran-Contra.

7:55 PM  

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