Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Ford Died

It wasn't unexpected, he was 93. Ford had battled pneumonia in January 2006 and underwent two heart treatments, including an angioplasty in August at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minn.
He had a good run and the best care medicine has to offer. His was the "warm fuzzies" facade of the GOP to "heal" Nixon & Co.'s crimes. The friendly face of what was to become a dictatorship with a Unitary Executive taking "all the authority" it needs. Compared to five-o'clock-shadow Nixon, Ford was a much less threatening figure. The first unelected president did his job well. He let the big boys off the hook so they could continue to fester and grow in the murky corporate shadows. Nixon bungled it but his boys have carried on and closed loopholes with a GOP rubber stamp congress. Nixon would be so proud, and jealous. Cheney and Rumsfeld have succeeded where he failed. Ford didn't heal a damned thing.

He liked dogs, more importantly they liked him back.

Photo:David Hume Kennerly/White House

Chimpy has to HOLD his dogs or they'd run like the wind.
Waco with prop dog.

Now we'll have to endure countless tributes by the MSM as they re-write history and inundate us with selected images from the past. In the meantime, the current crooks are busy covering their tracks and committing more crimes than Nixon could have imagined.

They've perfected the snow job.

"I spoke with Betty Ford"



Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are one ignorant bitch

1:52 PM  
Blogger Panda said...

How brave of you. Got facts? Let's hear 'em.

1:55 PM  
Anonymous Goober said...

No Panda, of course the creature has no facts. Just lies and a defective personality.

Dear Treasonous Cocksucker;

Go back to LGF or the Freepi Underworld and tell them this;

You have found liberals, armed and dangerous and ready to rid this country of mindless, brainwashed, bootlicking fascist toadies like yourselves. Not only are you un-American, but you don't have the slightest idea what the true values of this country are, you twisted dipshit. So steeped in the kool-aid you lap up from the Pigboy, Cunter and Shameity you have become the unwitting brownshirts for the Plutocracy who laugh at your ignorance and gullibility. We laugh at you too, but our dearest wish is to punch your fucking faces into hamburger meat, so disgusting is your very appearance. Other than that, you are of no use to us, this country or humanity at large.

Wake up and smell the coffee, you're about to be sent back into the shadows where ignoranti like yourselves belong. America is about to awake to who and what you are, exactly so be ready to be instantly regarded into the trash bin of irrelevancy where your kind used to dwell when America knew nutbars like you for what your are- The Domestic Enemies of the United State of America.

You're lucky my point of view will not be acted upon. I think you should all be sent to de-podgramming centers to salvage what small mind you may have left. Of course some also think your continuing support for the ShitBoy qualifies as Treason. Ghawd knows any patriotic American with a functioning mind knows by now what a traitorous monster the ShitBoy is. What's your excuse Freeper?

PS- Is it true you all fuck farm animals? I heard one of you on the radio once and he seemed damned proud of fucking jackasses. Maybe he was just talking about you.

7:23 PM  
Blogger Panda said...

Just another drive-by Freeper.
De-podgramming centers...I like it.

That was Neal Horsley who hypocritically enjoyed sex with animals. Mules, to be exact.

In mid May, the rare liberal on Fox radio, talk show host Alan Colmes, interviewed Neal Horsley, an anti-abortion militant. As a boy growing up in rural Georgia, Horsley said he routinely enjoyed intimate relations with animals.

Planned Parenthood named Horsley as the author of the "Nuremberg Files," a list of abortion doctors, "marked for death."

Village Voice (May 19) columnist James Ridgeway reprinted Horsley's dialogue with Colmes:

Colmes: You had sex with animals?

Horsley: Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule.

Colmes: Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?

Horsley: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality. . . . Welcome to domestic life on the farm. You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates, you might in fact have sex with it.

Ridgeway called Horsley and read him the quotes. "That's correct," Horsley replied. Ridgeway reprinted words from Horsley's website. "Now when homosexuals, or adulterers, or fornicators, or pedophiles, or beast fornicators and beast suckers, or any sexual outlaws, parade themselves around as if they could be followers of Jesus Christ, they demonstrate a lie and blasphemy and abomination."

11:28 AM  
Anonymous Lane_in_PA said...

Upon viewing the above photo of Ford with Rummy and Cheney, I was reminded of Gollum in LOTR. They sold their souls for power and it has turned them into less-than human creatures.

Seriously, I had no idea Rummy and Cheney ever had hair...or were ever young for that matter.

As for the inelegant commenter, I no longer believe the neo-cons are drinking the KoolAid, I think they're smoking it.

10:30 AM  
Anonymous goober said...

In Other News-

Ford Still Dead!

Are they ever going to bury the motherfucker? They musta used some kinda mighty fine embalming fluid on his ass!

Fisher and Sons?

12:35 AM  

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