Wednesday, December 06, 2006

The Pickles Zone

Pickles and Scumbag pretend to care about AIDS

World AIDS Day at the White House. Secretary of Health and Human Services Mike Leavitt, Moron, Laura Bush. Photo:Mike Theiler/AFP


Actions speak louder than words.
First lady’s visit postponed
Mrs. Bush was to give a $60,000 grant to 37 different schools.
No time. Hordes of children milled about at the White House. People from the U.S.-Afghan Women's Council needed a ten minute speech, trees to decorate, entertaining the employees, a first woman's work never ends.


She must be all worn out after her trip overseas accompanying the nasty dimwit. Or perhaps she's exhausted from the seasonal social whirl and her costume changes. Three other women wore the same $8,500 Oscar de la Renta red dress as Pickles to the Kennedy Center. Her "handlers" failed to save her from yet another fashion faux pas. So she changed.



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5 Comments:

Anonymous Lane_in_PA said...

I was going to say I don't think I've ever seen such an ugly dress, then I remembered what Laura wore at the 2000 and 2004 inaugurals.

12:42 PM  
Anonymous aed said...

The vast majority of Pickles' wardrobe is ugly. You'd think that someone with that kind of money and stature could afford to hire a fashion consultant. Trinny and Suzannah, where are you?

Ghad! That second photo is scary! That's about the most blank stare I have seen on her yet. She must've doubled up on the Xanax.

12:54 PM  
Anonymous goober said...

Soul-less, and almost worse- tasteless. Don't we at least deserve a charming Beelzebub? A well dressed Asmodeus? Is it really too much to ask?

The fucking universe fucking mocks us.

Fuck.

PS Can you imagine what a creepy place Pickles' crotch is? Under how many layers of girded granny underwear? Ick. The universe has now cursed me with these thoughts in retaliation for unveiling once more its twisted humor.

10:43 PM  
Blogger Panda said...

Oh yeah, her wardrobe is hideous, especially considering the money and helpers/servants she has. There was a hideous poofy fuchsia number with a vermillion bow on the front she crammed herself into for one of Vicente Fox's WH visits with his wife. she has NO taste. She married a killer. Hell, SHE'S a killer.

11:41 PM  
Blogger Panda said...

goober said...
Soul-less, and almost worse- tasteless. Don't we at least deserve a charming Beelzebub? A well dressed Asmodeus? Is it really too much to ask?

Beezlebub and Asmodeus...great words rarely used.

11:43 PM  

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