Wednesday, October 10, 2007

GOP Convention Logo

The heffalump is the wrong color.
It's got bizarre stripes on its back.
It's rearing up:
2008rnc
He then mounts by heaving himself onto his hind legs and squatting slightly as he works his forelegs up the female’s back.


There, that's more like it.
2008rnc Elephant

Bush Rubber Stampers
Bush Rubber Stampers

GOP For Neocons
Sucker GOP

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Elephants seem to have prehensile penises. Saw this National Geographic nature film once of a bull elephant sexually attacking an underage calf* and it scared the crap out of me. MYGOD, how long is that thing? Is he going to make it into a lasso?

Well now! The GOP preoccupation with unnatural sex is coming to the surface. And printed on buttons and posters. HAHAHAHA!

Also, does it seem to you that using a star for the eye makes the elephant appear dead? That was my first impression, like in cartoons, an "X".

*It was such a Rightwing moment.

9:25 AM  
Blogger Panda said...

Heh heh...prehensile penises? I read that the pachyderms don't need to move their girth as their units are akin to vibrators. They seemingly have minds of their own. Detached from their brains...like the GOP.
I noticed that dead-eyed look too. It's hard to know what the designer of the logo had in mind...prison stripes on a turncoat Republican ready to mate yet zonked? Very odd.

1:53 AM  

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