Friday, October 19, 2007

In His Own Orbit

Mr 24 Percent
The war criminal's "approval" rating is supposedly at 24%.
It's hard to believe it's even THAT high.

No worries.

Scientists discover "Second Earth"
Earth-like Gliese 581C circles a star in the constellation of Libra that is cooler than our sun

Second Earth

Bush Cowbell

A poster at kos thought a rain cloud would be more effective.
The raincloud's makin' progress
Cowbell cloud


Anonymous Asta said...

I think Bush should be the first President Astronaut.

Like, zero hour nine a.m.

"And I think it's gonna be a long long time
(not long enough)
till touch down brings me round again to find
(not if we can help it)
I'm not the man they think I am at home
(that's the truth)
Oh no no no I'm Rocket Man
(We thought you were Decider Man)
Rocket Man burning out his fuse up here alone.
(You burnt out your "fuse" a long long time ago....)

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
(neither is America thanks to you)
In fact its cold as hell
(Like Cheney's Soul)
And there's no one here to raise them if you did
(It's that No Child Left Behind Alive meme again, huh?)
And all this science I don't understand
(No shit, Sherlock!)
It's just my job five days a week
(Uh, isn't that more like five days a YEAR?)
A rocket man, a rocket man..."

2:54 PM  
Blogger Panda said...

Heh heh...let's send him right away.

3:59 PM  

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