"I Don't Like War!"-Chickenhawk Bush

"I don't like war" said the AWOL TANG drug addict. He doesn't personally like having to GO to war but has no problem SENDING people to war and bombing the shit out of anyone in his way. What fucking audacity. What gall.
This is the same "man" from whose diseased lips the words "Money trumps peace!" spewed forth. Can the psychotic killer embarrass us further? Why, yes, yes he can. It's true, we ARE the biggest polluters. Mr. Bush gave corporate polluters an assist, not those of us who care to breathe.



"Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter" he said as he left the G8 summit. His last. Our last with him at the pollution helm. Rotten shitty little bastard. He's always been a bully. Always. Every pollywog knows the dominant killer in the pond.

His final words to the likes of British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and French President Nicolas Sarkozy: "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."

That was the report from the British press, citing "senior sources" who said Bush made the private joke as he was about to leave Japan on Wednesday.

It stunned his partners, according to the Telegraph, which said:

He then punched the air while grinning widely, as the rest of those present including Gordon Brown and Nicolas Sarkozy looked on in shock.

The Independent offered this analysis: "His remarks were taken as a two-fingered salute from the president from Texas who is wedded to the oil industry." (Two-fingered? Yes, that's the V-for-victory sign, but in Britain it means something else, too, when the palm is turned inward.)

A White House spokesman responded to our inquiry: "I don't have anything on this for you."

Kiyoki Fukuda wore a horrible brown curtain dress (first mistake, BROWN!) with big ugly frightful swirls on it (to distract from what?) yet Laura Bush STILL looked frumpy by comparison in an old black pantsuit. I'll bet Bush missed Koizumi the Elvis fan. Yasuo Fukuda doesn't look too impressed by the Lame Chickenhawk. Security must have cost a forture. Angela Merkel had Bush stashed away from the public...nobody got near Bubble Boy. Photo ops only.
And gaffes.



"FUCK YOU!" said John McCain to fellow "esteemed colleague" and supreme court wannabe Scornyn. Republican Blasted McCain For Parachuting In at the Last Minute

McCain sounds more like GOP VICE pResidential material.






Post-physical, McSame's "people" say he's "As healthy as the economy."


July of 2007 McCain whined that his aides were dressing him in "gay sweaters" for his campaign appearances. I kid you not. "Manly pursuits" from last year's Vanity Fair. Which came first, the bird or the jumper?