Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Pets For Obama

Cats For Obama
With whom would you rather have a beer? Bush or Gore? That was the all-important deciding factor in choosing our next president in 2000 per our "press" the criminally inclined Corporate Bureau of Propaganda.
What a GREAT choice America made...beer vs. brains.
Bush Drinking Beer

This time we've been subjected to lapel pins, but that one didn't stick, so they've hit upon a real winner. One that tugs at the heart strings and cat guts of American pet owners. Americans treat animals better than they treat other human beings. GASP, say it ain't so....the Obama family doesn't have a pet? Why, that's just un-american! Who's got pets? We must have a leader with pets. Nixon had three dogs glued to the White House lawn. Maybe they told him to bomb Cambodia.

Nixon's Dogs

Shitboy has Barney and the other Beasley one they don't let out much, perhaps she goes for George's ankles, Laura's are too thick for a decent bite.
Barney Hates Bush

McCain has dogs, Vin, Dick, Tivo and Cunt
McCain 2008

The petless aren't as good as we who are selfishly petted? Not true at all and what the fuck does that have to do with the economy, health care, the war, the theft of our treasury, the dismantling of our Constitution, the destruction of our infrastructure? Fuck the MSM! How fucking DARE they! It's exremely lucrative to lie to us....and the egos are huge. Goebbels would have been as pleased as punch to have had such willing accomplices in the war on truth.
Laura and Barney Support Bush

Lenny Bush
LennyBush

4 Comments:

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4:41 PM  
Blogger Panda said...

Wowzers! Clever Pepper for finding such a fabulous site. Muffin has demanded printouts of the hunkier boys. ;) LiberalFelines dot com for cats. Hahahaha. Meet other progessives and make new furry friends and more...wink, wink.

12:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just can't seem to get my cat involved in politics. She just wants me to change out her litter box more often. That's the "change" she wants me to be.

Must obey. She's the boss.

Great post, Panda. Loved the "glued" part. heh heh

12:12 PM  
Blogger Panda said...

Thanks, Lane. :) Ahahaha....very clever, the change she wants you to be.
Yes, my cat calls the shots too and lets me think I'm in charge. ;)

1:45 PM  

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