Thursday, November 06, 2008

Reporter Bitten by Barney

A White House reporter, captured on April Ryan's phone video camera, (whose name I know but refuse to report until he learns to say, "I was bitten" instead of "I got bit") is darned lucky it wasn't Miss Beazley instead who is perpetually "napping" due to her bad moods and sharp teeth. I can't repeat his name as it maligns other "journalists", some of whom asked, "You got bit?" Arrgghhh. If I were Barn or Beaz I'd be the White House Grammar Police K-9s and having a rollicking good time making incisive points.
Reporter Bitten by Barney
If you stuff your finger into a dog's mouth there's a 50/50 chance said canine will bite at the intrusion. The reporter who was bitten by Barney today should have known Barn's reputation: He bites. He's KNOWN for biting. He's not allowed around people who tour the White House because he has bitten a few of them before. Any dog worth his or her salt would become a chomping machine if trapped around the Bushes. Barney is bitter. Too bad he can't talk.
Barney Hates Bush

Yet, this young guy tried to pet the beleaguered Barney and ended up getting his finger bitten. He's lucky to still have an arm. A dog can't be around George Bush all the time and not want to MAUL people. Bush carries him as a prop in a virtual head/body lock so he can't whip around and bite the shit out of him.

Lenny Bush:

If Dick knew about these two they'd already have been sent to Gitmo, waterboarded, tied upside down for hours upon hours until they confessed.
Terrier-ist Plots

Barney has had it. Looks to me as if the guy was threatening to poke his eye out..hahaha
Decker Bitten by Barney

Dubya once said he didn't care if the only ones supporting him on his Iraq war agenda were Laura and Barney...under duress?
Laura and Barney Support Bush

Miss Beazley being assaulted by Pickles Bush in August of 2006:
Bite Me

We can always rely on Youtube.'s funny every single time.
Go, Barney, Go!

There are limits, even for man's best friend.
Private thoughts

The consensus on Bush....THE worst, EVER.
Worst Not Helping

An early Christmas present idea for the outgoing misadministration:WPE shirts from Bartcop. Stocking stuffers to remind them of all the people out here hunting for jobs.
The Bush Legacy

Supposedly, Bush's "approval" rating has dropped to 20%.
That seems incredibly high to me and I recall it having gone as low as 19% last year, also unbelievably high. It should be 1%...the same percentage of obscenely wealthy warmongering swine who will always support the Unitary Excecutive Fascists who get richer and richer while the rest of us get poorer. (Dick's should be 0% ever since he was Chief of Staff to Ford and they pardoned Nixon.)

Rumors are floating about that the Chimp plans (like Turdblossom) to write his "life story". (Theft and Murder for Dummies?) How can a barely functioning illiterate write his autobiography? He has said, "I'm not that good at pronouncing words"...he's not good at using words in any way shape or form and can't read his scripts speeches aloud. Yet we're supposed to believe he can write a book? Then again, perhaps I'm misunderstimating him since he's so good at lying and re-writing current events as well as history. Maybe Barney can type.
Ghost Dog


Anonymous aed said...

Poor, poor Barney! Maybe the Bushies should just leave that poor thing with the Obamas when they move out of the White House. With Sasha and Malia loving on him, he'll be rehabilitated within days.

And, I can see poor Trig Palin winding up all mean and nasty like Barney. His alleged "mother" totes him around like he's a sack of potatoes. You'd think that after having the other four, she's know how to hold a baby by now. Pets and children are nothing but fucking props to these assholes.

3:16 PM  
Blogger Panda said...

Hahaha....Palin sure does tote Trig around like a prop sack. Down Syndrome children usually have very pleasant personalities....Trig may be the exception after the way he's being used. And Track is being used as her "troop" prop. I hope he keeps his head down until Obama can get our troops out of there. He shouldn't have to suffer because his parents are assholes. The "meal" I saw her preparing on whichever cable show she was on (ALL of them?) looked horrible. Moose turds? She's an actress. She should be on a soap. Oh, wait, she IS. The fake GOP show, As the Stomach Churns. Or, One Lie to Live.
It will be interesting to see what kind of doggie the Obamas get...or two or however many...but I sure hope they get cats too. Surely there are some kitties that work for allergic kids. I'd hate to think of the White House with Democrats aboard and no cats!

I also can't wait for the talking heads to analyze the shit out of whatever pooch the Obamas get...what "meaning" will be attributed to its breed, size, color, looks, temperament. Yeah....I can just hardly wait. Sigh.

10:49 PM  
Blogger kid said...

You should put some new postings up.Do you do stand up Panda?It looks like you put a lot of research into your blog.You're extremely funny.

1:32 AM  
Blogger Panda said...

Hey, thanks, kid! I'm in the middle of a long and arduous job hunt that has been sucking the life out of me and my time isn't so much my own. I haven't been able to devote much time to blogging, as you note, research takes time, but it's only a temporary break, I really enjoy making therapy. Hahaha.
Once a political junkie, always a political junkie. Or at least, that's the way I am and don't see it changing.

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