Tony Snowjob

It looks like Tony Snow will funnel the White House blastfaxes directly into the open arms of Faux Gnus and the Fox will guard the whorehouse.
"Tony Snow likely to take White House post"
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Sources close to the White House said Monday that Fox anchor Tony Snow is likely to accept the job as White House press secretary, succeeding Scott McClellan. The sources said they expect him to announce his decision within the next few days.A source familiar with the discussions said Monday that newly appointed Chief of Staff Josh Bolten asked Snow to make a decision by early this week.

Neither Snow nor the White House would comment.
So far, he's PERFECT for the job.

Just in time to try boosting Lieboy's poll numbers. Hahaha...32%...freezing.
But I highly doubt they're that high.

If he's in...Cheney's happy. A happy fat sneering bastard is a happy fat sneering bastard. Bonus:Snow is a former writer for Poppy H.W. Bush. (Read my lips?)
Direct phone line to Faux...absolutely great for the stonewalling to come.
Cheney's dream middleman.
Oh, and this is even more perfect, he's a proven two-faced sunuvabitch. He's an equal opportunity badmouther. Whatever's convenient. And frankly, if this is the worst they can dredge up on Snow...the comments aren't that bad. For Fux Gnus they're almost heresy, but just so they can point to the false "fair and balanced" label. Hah!
From Huffington Post:

Fox News' Tony Snow is expected to be named White House Press Secretary in the next few days. Here's some of what he's had to say about the President:

- Bush has "lost control of the federal budget and cannot resist the temptation to stop raiding the public fisc." [5/17/06]

- "George W. Bush and his colleagues have become not merely the custodians of the largest government in the history of humankind, but also exponents of its vigorous expansion." [5/17/06]

- "President Bush distilled the essence of his presidency in this year's State of the Union Address: brilliant foreign policy and listless domestic policy." [2/3/06]

- "George Bush has become something of an embarrassment." [11/11/05]

- Bush "has a habit of singing from the Political Correctness hymnal." [10/7/05]

- "No president has looked this impotent this long when it comes to defending presidential powers and prerogatives." [9/30/05]
(Originally from Think Progress.)

Aside:I don't give a shit if Snow's "recovering" from colon cancer...I'll continue with any asshole jokes that strike my fancy. It's common. Unless he's been bagged up, no slack. He's still an asshole, just has a resected colon.