Monday, June 19, 2006

Number One Liar

Andy Card invited his good buddy to speak at the United States Merchant Marine Academy. Bush is the first American president (sic) to address a graduating class at the academy. He spoke there at the request of former White House chief of staff, Andrew Card, who briefly studied there in the 1960s and hitched a ride on Air Force One to share the stage with the president. "When he was a plebe, he was stuffed in a duffel bag and run up the flagpole," Bush said about his former chief of staff who left the school when he married. Lieboy's "speech" which OF COURSE, invoked 9/11, threatened Iran, told more lies about how well things are going both here and overseas, and, by the way, happy graduation.
THE PRESIDENT: Thank you for the warm welcome -- if you know what I mean. (Laughter.) This guy's lucky he wasnt' shot by the Secret Service, then again, nobody gets close to Bubble Boy without careful, careful screening. This fellah has too much hair to appeal to Skull/Bone Man.

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