King George's Asshole

AWOL Chickenhawk had five Polyps removed from his colon, under sedation at Camp David. He gets great health care. Housecalls, wow. Most Americans can only dream of such wonderful taxpayer funded coverage. Cross Section Colon. Pickles wasn't there, she was in Midland with her mom. Greater love hath no wife. Anybody tell her they missed the cancer?


Speaking of probes up Bush's asshole, his colonoscopy blotto time gave Dick full control, officially, for the second time. While Shitboy's ass was probed on July 29, 2002, Dick did god-knows-what behind his back. Bush Reclaims Power Ahahahaha! Right.


While they've had everyone's attention on terrorists and war, they've rigged the judiciary to their liking with scum like John D. Bates who dismissed Valerie Plame Wilson's suit.

George's asshole had a real workout this week. Executive Order: Blocking Property of Certain Persons Who Threaten Stabilization Efforts in Iraq
Never far from this administration's thoughts, "legal" ways to torture people. Bush revives CIA’s terrorism interrogation program
“Let’s not forget that the administration’s theory of executive authority is very broad. They reserve the right to interpret laws in ways no one agrees with in emergency situations,” said John Sifton of Human Rights Watch, a nonprofit activist group.

King Asshole is on a roll. Cue the terrorist attack.