Did Somebody Say CLEAVAGE?

Soooo, Hillary Clinton has cleavage? What a revelation! And it's fair game for discussion as much as her views on foreign policy? As important as the war in Iraq? Yup. As important as a sigh from Al Gore, as important as the color of his suits? That's right, it's all the "electorate" wants to know...what do Democrats look like naked? Hillary Clinton's Tentative Dip Into New Neckline Territory

Cleavage? Okay....



Condi and Pickles do India.


Pickles greets the fleet.


Crowded Marriage


Listening to Lieboy speechify


Jenna two too.


Royal Pairs


Pickles and Chimp do Russia


Pomp, June 2006



It's all haaarrrd work


Pickles in Hawaii


Meeting Prince Charles...


Herstory


Work it, Condi!




Sssssssssss....


A night at the opera


Con-Diplomacy...




More than cleavage...




Thigh cleavage


Bar bares it for dough...


How about those Republican candidates, eh?
Their physical "attributes" leave so much to be desired.

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Department of Liars

Documents contradict Gonzales' testimony

Mr. Gonzales repeatedly was offered the chance to repudiate a legal judgment that the president is empowered to order torture in violation of U.S. law and immunize torturers from punishment. He declined to do so.

Democrats Urge Perjury Probe of Gonzales

Snowjob...
Snow Claims Nobody ‘Really Laid A Glove On Him’

QUESTION: But has it reached the point for the attorney general to — he’s lost his effectiveness and his credibility?

SNOW: Well, you know, what’s interesting is that there have been all these hearings on the attorney general and yet nobody’s really laid a glove on him. […] At this point, we have hundreds of hearings that have produced bupkis.

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Catapulting More Propaganda

Using human war props, George Bush shamelessly exploits two wounded troops for his war propaganda.


Chickenhawk bastard. How dare he!

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King George's Asshole

AWOL Chickenhawk had five Polyps removed from his colon, under sedation at Camp David. He gets great health care. Housecalls, wow. Most Americans can only dream of such wonderful taxpayer funded coverage. Cross Section Colon. Pickles wasn't there, she was in Midland with her mom. Greater love hath no wife. Anybody tell her they missed the cancer?


Speaking of probes up Bush's asshole, his colonoscopy blotto time gave Dick full control, officially, for the second time. While Shitboy's ass was probed on July 29, 2002, Dick did god-knows-what behind his back. Bush Reclaims Power Ahahahaha! Right.


While they've had everyone's attention on terrorists and war, they've rigged the judiciary to their liking with scum like John D. Bates who dismissed Valerie Plame Wilson's suit.

George's asshole had a real workout this week. Executive Order: Blocking Property of Certain Persons Who Threaten Stabilization Efforts in Iraq
Never far from this administration's thoughts, "legal" ways to torture people. Bush revives CIA’s terrorism interrogation program
“Let’s not forget that the administration’s theory of executive authority is very broad. They reserve the right to interpret laws in ways no one agrees with in emergency situations,” said John Sifton of Human Rights Watch, a nonprofit activist group.

King Asshole is on a roll. Cue the terrorist attack.

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Bush the Reverse Revolutionary

Bush speech..Capitol Rotunda...in front of portrait
Surrender of General Burgoyne
Is the little dictator trying to invoke Iraq as the American Revolution?
The Battle of Saratoga.

The scene of the surrender of the British General Burgoyne at Saratoga, New York, on October 17, 1777, was a turning point in the Revolutionary War that prevented the British from dividing New England from the rest of the colonies. The central figure is the American General Horatio Gates, who refused to take the sword offered by General Burgoyne, and, treating him as a gentleman, invites him into his tent. All of the figures in the scene are portraits of specific officers. Trumbull planned this outdoor scene to contrast with the Declaration of Independence beside it.
The boy king's time has run out.
It's them or us. We're losing.

Is he delusional enough to fantasize Iraqis will just roll over and play dead while under occupation? Has he learned nothing outside the bubble containing his head? Is he ever in touch with real people? Or just his demons, his "higher father" and those pesky voices.

Time for another revolution against tyranny? We could start in Congress. Investigate every single thing, impeach Cheney immediately.
Can our Congressional Democrats please grow a huge collective spine and realize that there is power in numbers?! We've got the numbers. We are here. Lead! For god's sake, LEAD! Isn't that what we the people elected them to do? As for Republicans, this is THEIR WAR. It's been THEIR plan for a decade. It makes a whole lot of them rich.
It's the GOP's war, not ours. I've been saying this all along. Don't let the MSM tell us the Democrats are responsible for this mess. The GOP and their Boy Blunder got us into it, they're KEEPING us in it. They can end their own war but they refuse.
Keith Olbermann agrees with me. Special Comment at C&L
Validation. I like it.

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Bitter Vitters

Sen. David Vitter, (R-LA) denies prostitution accusations.
In 1999, after designated House Speaker Rep. Bob Livingston, R-La., abruptly resigned after disclosures of numerous affairs, Vitter successfully ran to succeed him representing suburban New Orleans.

Asked whether she could forgive her husband after an extramarital affair, as Livingston's wife had done, Wendy Vitter told the Times-Picayune: "I'm a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary [Clinton].If he does something like that, I'm walking away with one thing, and it's not alimony, trust me."

“I think Livingston’s stepping down makes a very powerful argument that Clinton should resign as well and move beyond this mess,” he said. [Atlanta Journal and Constitution, 12/20/98]

He's a very kinky boy....
Senator David Vitter admitted Monday that he was a client of Washington D.C. madam Debbie Palfrey. He reportedly liked to wear diapers during his sexual encounters.

Family values! Family values! It's all political he says. God has forgiven him. Wendy's not so smug now, eh? It was always about the hypocrisy and I'm so pleased to see it biting so many Republicans in the ass. Get out of our personal lives you sanctimonious assholes. Vitters said Clinton was "morally unfit to govern." Tell me....how does it feeeeel? No direction home...a complete unknown.
I received forgiveness from God. I know I did from Wendy, and we put it behind us.Unfortunately, my admission has encouraged some long-time political enemies and those hoping to profit from the situation to spread falsehoods too, like those New Orleans stories in recent reporting. Those stories are not true."

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Huckabee Burns Fat

Pull yourself up by your love handles! If you're fat, you're the reason health insurance costs so much. It's all your fault says Huckabee. You should just stay healthier.


"Frankly, Michael Moore is an example of why the health care system costs so much in this country. He clearly is one of the reasons that we have a very expensive system. I know that from my own personal experience," said Huckabee, who lost more than 110 pounds and became an avid runner after he was diagnosed with diabetes.

"I know how much more my health care cost when I didn't take care of myself than when I do take care of myself, not only in terms of doctor visits but regular diseases, illnesses, chronic things that come up, monthly prescription bills," Huckabee said. "All of those things have gone dramatically down since I've taken care of myself and worked to live a healthier lifestyle."

So, if you're fat, get ready, you're about to have to pay for it one way or another and Huckabee, formerly fat, still diabetic, says you should run. Instead of the nice health care and retirements we provide for Senators and Congresspeople they should see what it's like out here in the real world. Claim denied.


There's nothing worse than a hypocritically proseletyzing reformed or "saved" drunk/overeater. 2003.

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54% Want to Impeach Dick

Tough Talk on Impeachment

A public opinion poll from the American Research Group recently reported that more than four in ten Americans — 45% — favor impeachment hearings for President Bush and more than half — 54% — favored impeachment for Vice President Cheney.

-According to Fein, Cheney has: Asserted Presidential power to create military commissions, which combine the functions of judge, jury, and prosecutor in the trial of war crimes.
-Claimed authority to detain American citizens as enemy combatants indefinitely at Guantanamo Bay on the President's say-so alone.
-Initiated kidnappings, secret detentions, and torture in Eastern European prisons of suspected international terrorists.
-Championed a Presidential power to torture in contravention of federal statutes and treaties.
-Engineered the National Security Agency's warrantless domestic surveillance program targeting American citizens on American soil in contravention of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act of 1978.
-Orchestrated the invocation of executive privilege to conceal from Congress secret spying programs to gather foreign intelligence, and their legal justifications.
-Summoned the privilege to refuse to disclose his consulting of business executives in conjunction with his Energy Task Force.
-Retaliated against Ambassador Joseph Wilson and his wife Valerie Plame, through chief of staff Scooter Libby, for questioning the administration's evidence of weapons of mass destruction as justification for invading Iraq.

And more. Transcript
Excellent and informative Bill Moyers, Video.

The grown ups are in charge?


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In the meantime, Pickles is preserving America.

Blah blah blah, long-assed speech written by somebody else.

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China - Spreading Toilet Culture

China city debuts opulent public toilet

BEIJING - They're flush with pride in Chongqing, where a recently opened porcelain palace features an Egyptian facade, soothing music and more than 1,000 toilets spread out over 30,000 square feet.


"We are spreading toilet culture. People can listen to gentle music and watch TV," said Lu Xiaoqing, an official with the Yangrenjie, or "Foreigners Street," tourist area where the bathroom is located. "After they use the bathroom they will be very, very happy."

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The GOP Doesn't Care About Black People

Tancredo gets standing ovation from NAACP for showing up

Interesting use of captions by AP vs. Reuters.


Republican U.S. presidential candidate Thomas Tancredo addresses the delegates during the candidates' forum at the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) annual convention in Detroit, Michigan July 12, 2007. REUTERS/Rebecca Cook (UNITED STATES)

Rep. Tom Tancredo, R-Colo. stands before the delegates at the NAACP convention in Detroit, Thursday, July 12, 2007. Tancredo was the lone GOP presidential hopeful at the forum. All leading Democratic candidates were expected to participate and candidates from both parties were invited. (AP Photo/Carlos Osorio)

The rest of the pack must have decided the disenfranchisement of blacks is going well enough to totally snub a demographic they loathe.
And on the Democratic side....

Democratic presidential candidates from left, Sen. Hillary Clinton, Sen. John Edwards, Rep. Dennis Kucinich, Sen. Maurice Gravel, Gov. Bill Richardson, Sen. Barack Obama, Sen. Christopher Dodd and Sen. Joseph Biden

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