Saturday, June 28, 2008

I Just Can't Quit You...."You Cunt"

Fashion and Beer


Cindy McPainpill's Father received his beer brewery license from mobster Meyer Lansky, so once again the GOP shrieks moral values while raking in dough through crime of one kind or another.
HT/ Ishmael:
McCain Fortune Traced to Organized Crime
the father of McCain's wife, James Hensley, was convicted by a federal jury in U.S. District Court of Arizona in March 1948 on seven counts of filing false liquor records. Hensley also was charged with conspiracy to hide from federal authorities the names of persons involved in a liquor industry racket with two companies he managed, United Sales Company in Phoenix and United Distributors in Tucson.

The umbrella company, United Liquor, at that time held a monopoly in Arizona, organized and managed by Kemper Marley, who was accused of mob ties by a reporter who was murdered in 1977.

Silverman and Doherty report that by 1955, Hensley had launched a Budweiser distributorship in Phoenix, "a franchise reportedly bestowed upon him by Marley, who was never indicted in the 1948 liquor-law-violation case – or a subsequent one – despite his controlling role in the liquor distribution businesses."
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Arizona in the 1970s drew a "who's who" of organized crime figures seeking to retire in the sun, including Rochester, N.Y., mob boss Joe Bonanno, who spent his last days along the Lake Havasu shores and in a quiet home in Tucson.
...in 1953, Hensley was again charged with falsifying records at Marley's liquor firms.

Hensley was found not guilty after being defended by William Rehnquist, the future chief justice of the Supreme Court, Nowicki and Muller wrote. In 2000, Hensley, then 80 years old, still controlled the Budweiser distributorship valued as a $200 million-a-year business, with annual sales of more than 20 million cases of beer.


This just begs the question....are there ANY honest Republicans at all left in this country or have they ALL been taken over by the neopods?

UPDATE:
McSame got a new plane remodel job.
He won't talk to reporters unless they agree to his rules.
Cindy serves beer and nuts. Hahahaha.
De Plane, De Plane!

McCunt Airlines

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Thursday, June 26, 2008

To the Thunderous Applause of Crickets....

Thank you, thank you, taking a bow to me. One blogs for oneself alone...or one could be heartily disappointed. Yet, I appreciate my three readers, hahaha. For me it's a need to vent my spleen and I amuse myselves. I make me laugh and that's the therapy I need to survive this cold hard planet. And it does get cold indeed.
Last September/October/November I hit an emotionally low spot that ended with a lowest of the low in February. Mortality. Fear. Loss. Betrayal. Lies. Pain. I took a painful hit to get validation. I knew, I blocked, I put some blinders on. The truth is messy but lies are the death knoll of friendships. It is something up with which I shall not put. Not anymore. It's been a bumpy ride personally and George Bush isn't making my life any easier. He's made it financially impossible for Boomers to have much flexibility. We're trapped between our Echo Boomers and our Greatest Generation family members. We're being needed and squeezed to death. It's real.

Women in particular receive the brunt of the pressure as trained to respond to the needs of others, "we've come a long way baby" was an ad campaign...we've gone backwards. Now women are asked to do more, still get paid less, and aren't respected for raising children...valueless without a paycheck...belittled. Boomer women are a force to be reckoned with if we could ever get our collective shit together. Just too busy taking care of others' needs.

Health care issues are about to explode even more as the 1946 to 1955 Vietnam Boomers age. Get ready for some radical actions from Boomers who've protested before and know the awesome power of the government but will risk prison in the name of justice for all. That's called true bravery.

Some naive thirty and forty somethings just don't fucking get it yet. You WILL be ripped off. You WILL pay...just as Boomers have paid all these years. We have NOT been the most affluent group, that was our parents' claim to fame and we sure as hell didn't have the toys available now, there were these things called books. And now we have to put up with insults towards Boomers from arrogant ignorant whippersnapper brats who have no sense of history, no clue what a social conscience is, very limited educations, and wouldn't recognize a civil liberty if it bit them. They're being used by the administration in the oldest trick in the book...divide and conquer. Sometimes I wonder why I bother...must be the Celt in me that makes me refuse to give up. A double edged sword.

I might and might not continue....

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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

McWhatever

Bush McCunt
Bush McCunt

"I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."-George Carlin

McSnake
McSnake


"If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter."-George Carlin

Maverick Prick
Maverick Prick

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."-George Carlin

Allies
Hitler Medals Bush

"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"-George Carlin

Delusional Bastard
Delusional Bush

"Men like silent women, they think they're listening." -Panda


Eco Panda Baby
Panda Care


"All I can do is be me, whoever that is." -Bob Dylan

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Saturday, June 21, 2008

McLiar

The Forked Tongue Express.


McLiar


McCain is a liar and will say whatever it takes to try to become pResident.


Not In My Name McSame
h/t Jack, POAC.

~~~updatosaurus~~~
I've got too many pics hung up in "production"...not enough hours in the day.

McCunt Shock
McCunt Shock

"CUNT", I'm sorry, I can't quit you.

Phone Cunt

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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

McCunt *

Is it true you called your wife a cunt?

(vol. down if children present)

What he actually said was: "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt!"-John McCain talking to his wife, Cunt, er, Cindy.

You Cunt

Audience member:
This question goes to mental health and mental health care. Previously, I've been married to a woman that [sic] was verbally abusive to me. Is it true that you called your wife a cunt?

McBastard:
Now, now. You don't want to... Um, you know that's the great thing about town hall meetings, sir, but we really don't, there's [sic] people here who don't respect that kind of language. So I'll move on to the next questioner in the back.

Crowd applauds.


So John respects that kind of language? Is that what he meant? He was just sparing a few folks in the audience from having to hear a foreign word? If they were shocked, they HAD heard it before, in what context we don't know. And McNasty never answered the question but he didn't deny it.

McCunt


John McCain's temper is well documented. He's called opponents and colleagues "shitheads," "assholes" and in at least one case "a fucking jerk."

But a new book on the presumptive Republican nominee will air perhaps the most shocking angry exchange to date.

The Real McCain by Cliff Schecter, which will arrive in bookstores next month, reports an angry exchange between McCain and his wife that happened in full view of aides and reporters during a 1992 campaign stop. An advance copy of the book was obtained by RAW STORY.
Three reporters from Arizona, on the condition of anonymity, also let me in on another incident involving McCain's intemperateness. In his 1992 Senate bid, McCain was joined on the campaign trail by his wife, Cindy, as well as campaign aide Doug Cole and consultant Wes Gullett. At one point, Cindy playfully twirled McCain's hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." McCain's face reddened, and he responded, "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt." McCain's excuse was that it had been a long day. If elected president of the United States, McCain would have many long days.


McCain 2008

Perhaps one can imagine he was replying to Cindy having said something equally vile: "Makeup won't hide your ugly pasty mug you fat short disgusting prick." or "For christ's sake John, a bit more deodorant might be in order you smelly egotistical self-centered fucking asshole, plus your feet stink!" But no, she made a "wife-like" quip about his thinning hair. She knows what looks good. She dresses beautifully. Whatever else she is, she takes very good care of herself. She is always immaculate, even while stealing recipes. Therefore, calling her a cunt was totally uncalled for. Any woman worth her salt would have stopped dead in her tracks and taken him to task for it. Perhaps belted him across the thinning hair with her purse...or large makeup case. Cunt, indeed!

A hearty hat tip to lea-p at Liberal America for this gem. (Unsuitable for children)


I've watched the video several times...it should get some kind of hilarity award. It is incredibly funny. Source


I like the word cunt in certain contexts, it has its place (in private) and can be quite sexy and erotic when used properly. Or should be. But in "other" public situations it's a misogynistic slur of the highest (lowest?) order. McCain is a misogynistic pig who MEANT to insult his wife in public. Why she puts up with that rotten stout little runt is beyond me. He's bad tempered, has no sense of humor, he's like a time bomb, tightly wound. He's not attractive in personality or appearance. McCunt's first wife was the winner when he divorced her and a month later married Cindy the beer heiress.


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In the meantime, Lieboy has decided after not thinking about him much at all, he'd like his "legacy" to reflect that HE captured Osama Bin Laden. Right. Let's not forget that 9/11 happened on the Bush/Dick watch, not when a Democrat was in the White House, no, when the GOP was in charge, and Osama has been "at large" ever since because these fucking assholes are too busy spying on US to catch any terrorist ever.
They torture innocent people into false confessions and consider it success.

Rotten lying bastard! Get Osama Bin Laden before I leave office, orders George W Bush

Not to be outdone, McCunt will stare Osama down!


McCain: "I will get Osama bin Laden and bring him to justice"

Um, which "Justice" would that be? The kind destroyed by Gonzales? The kind of "justice" Mukasey will dish out? Ahahaha...don't make me gag. Justice for all isn't a concept the GOP fancies.

"I will look you in the eye and promise you that I will get Osama bin Laden and bring him to justice," McCain said in response to a direct question from one of the 2,000 people in attendance at the college’s Pemberton campus gym.
...
"We need better human intelligence. We need people who can swim in the water," McCain said.


So we should have sent dolphins to catch Osama?
Flipper Captures Bin Laden!

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And how the hell much longer is it until Saint Russert of Pressmania is interred or given his state funeral since I can't stand much more burial of the real news. Nice guy maybe. Saint? No.
Why the outpouring of love and 24/7 coverage of the death of Tim Russert? Is it because he was only 58? Is he a poster boy for Boomers who ignore their health? His cholesterol was high yet he failed to watch his diet and lose weight. His life depended on it. He failed. He died. It's most unfortunate for such a young man to die suddenly. He was a "nice" man from a "nice" Catholic family, he worked for a truly honorable man, Patrick Moynihan yet failed to heed Moynihan's words: "You are entitled to your opinion, but you’re not entitled to your own facts." He pretended losing weight and exercise could wait.
Russert, on Meet the Whores, tossed softballs at the worst administration in our history. He allowed crooks and thugs to lie on his show and present their insane opinions as fact, unchallenged. And for that he is now a sainted martyr who was the absolute best person EVER. In the meantime, we're killing people in Iraq and elsewhere, our rotten little bastard of a king is in Yurp where they hate his lousy guts and who the hell knows what Dick's up to while this excessive Press-Fest filled with copious accolades and emotionalism from his "colleagues" in the useless press. Utterly irresponsible...IF we had a free press.



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Caroline Kennedy for VP.

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*Disclaimer for using the fabulous word CUNT: Why were you googling for it in the first place?

UPDATE: June 20, 2008
The fucking news media is too chickenshit to even publish the word CUNT, McCain said "YOU CUNT" to his wife, but the MSM refuses to tell the public? Where the fuck are those front page stories questioning McCunt's morals? Values Voters....hey, didja hear what John McWar said to Cindy McHeiress? No? Hmmmm.
Funny, the "media" had no problem talking pricks dicks and balls, oh my, for years over blow jobs for which the witless penis-ruled Clinton paid far too high a price. He did something most people of consent have either given or received willingly. Being called a cunt is a whole other kettle of fish thing.
MSM=COWARDS

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Friday, June 13, 2008

McGodzilla

McGodzilla

....
Ah, I'm sick and tired of hearing things
from uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocrites
All I want is the truth now
Just gimme some truth now

I've had enough of reading things
by neurotic, psychotic, pig-headed politicians
All I want is the truth now
Just gimme some truth now

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Terrorist Fist Jabs

A normal interaction between two people is a "terrorist fist jab" per Faux Gnus.

McCain 2008


War, torture, spying. The same.
Evil Doers


Young Dumbya Bush undergoing and failing FSTs.
DUI DUBYA

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Friday, June 06, 2008

Friday Dump

The week ended with a smirky Lieboy changing HUD heads. The final few months of this nightmare will wrap with all the legal "I"s dotted and "T"s crossed. Immunity from prosecution is their basic focus for 2008, so far, so good. They're getting away with murder. They're guilty of treason, it's NEVER too late to impeach!

McSame
Oh please sir, may I have more? McSame will provide it...more lies and war. He's a vengeful wound-up little bastard, Cindy-the-beer-heiress wears a lot of flats when she's around the vicious shrimp. I'm exhausted by politics and haven't been able to watch the wretched cable pundits' propaganda. Besides, it's hard to hear them over the screaming and swearing...yes, coming from me. Mostly Oh, Fuck You! because it's utter bullshit and lying sparkly crap. They only let us use the tubes to blow off steam so we don't riot. They "allow" us the illusion of freedom as they clamp down in courts across America. They won't cut us off yet...later maybe...martial law for whatever reason. Nothing is out of the realm of possibility with the neocon thugs. It would be as dumb a move as a new draft for Echo Boomers. That was a very shrewd calculation on their part, torturing the same troops over and over leaves fewer witnesses, fewer families to support, fewer troops to give disability checks to. Rumsfeld favored bombing the shit out of stuff. Troops are there for their buddies, many of them want out. That's not an all volunteer military. We want them out. And they deny this is fascism. What else would you call it? Torture, walls, IDs, spying, locking us in, fixing the books and the laws to cover all their crimes from murder to theft and everything imaginable in between. There are no limits to their cruelty. They live in fear of us, the people, so they must disable us. Bunch of psychopaths run the world, mentally defective, conscienceless.

Quid Pro Quo

I had the vile experience of listening to Peter Schweizer, conservative "author" on C-SPAN's Washington Journal this morning and almost lost my coffee. What a fucking asshole lying smug sack of shit. I hope nobody buys his "...as I say in my book" piece of garbage. A mouthpiece of TPs and LIES. Rotten way to start the day; he says that Conservatives are the true "givers" in society and far more generous than Liberals who are selfish, greedy and think only of themselves. He repeated it several times. Riiiiight. Thankfully there were two sane callers, one of whom said, "You're ridiculous", I applauded.

Clips from his page to pimp his book:

* Liberals are more self-centered than conservatives.
* Conservatives are more generous and charitable than liberals.
* Liberals are more envious and less hardworking than conservatives.
* Conservatives value truth more than liberals, and are less prone to cheating and lying.
* Liberals are more angry than conservatives.
* Conservatives are actually more knowledgeable than liberals.
* Liberals are more dissatisfied and unhappy than conservatives.


In what alternate universe does this idiotic twerp live? Parasitic blood sucker making a buck shoveling propaganda for the regime. Total asshole. Total bullshit. Scaife might have to buy up these books too. Limpballs will promote it, but reading is just so, oh, retro out there in Frontierland, Fantasyland and SUVville. Maybe Rush's audience will get lucky and a mini documentary can be made just for them. By Disney/ABC. Right up their alley.

* Seventy-one percent of conservatives say you have an obligation to care for a seriously injured spouse or parent versus less than half (46 percent) of liberals.

* Conservatives have a better work ethic and are much less likely to call in sick than their liberal counterparts.

* Liberals are 2½ times more likely to be resentful of others’ success and 50 percent more likely to be jealous of other people’s good luck.

* Liberals are 2 times more likely to say it is okay to cheat the government out of welfare money you don’t deserve.

* Conservatives are more likely than liberals to hug their children and “significantly more likely” to display positive nurturing emotions.

* Liberals are less trusting of family members and much less likely to stay in touch with their parents.

* Do you get satisfaction from putting someone else’s happiness ahead of your own? Fifty-five percent of conservatives said yes versus only 20 percent of liberals.

* Rush Limbaugh, Ronald Reagan, Bill O’Reilly and Dick Cheney have given large sums of money to people in need, while Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi, Michael Moore, and Al Gore have not.

* Those who are “very liberal” are 3 times more likely than conservatives to throw things when they get angry.


That last one...of COURSE Liberals are angry....we've been taking it in the ass for decades! Fuck YOU, Schweizer! If only he was within range for me to chuck huge hard objects at his twisted noggin....

Jesus christ. If ghod sent lighting bolts to blatant liars he'd be on fire. Hoo boy, continuing in the GOP mold...make shit up. Where the hell would a guy get "stats" like these? Why, FROM HIMSELF!
Peter Schweizer has dug deep—through tax documents, scholarly data, primary opinion research surveys, and private records—and has discovered that these claims are a myth. Indeed, he shows that many of these claims actually apply more to liberals than conservatives.
So, I switched the channel to MSRNC or CNN, I forget which, to hear a pundit with whom I'm not familiar, Jim Warren of the Chicago Tribune, saying poor white single mothers would rather vote for McCain than for Obama. Is he fucking nuts? Can he read voting records of the candidates? Does insanity run in his family? Is he just another tool? Click....


Crowning

It's no wonder television is impossible to bear. I'd rather hear the informed callers on Randi Rhodes' and Mike Malloy's radio shows. The deluded Mr. Asswipe Schweizer has written a book of fiction reminiscent of St. Teflon's "facts are stupid things" and by golly Jelly-Bean-Brains was right.

BTW Randi Rhodes has fallen back into the bad habit of rudely interrupting callers since she moved to NOVA, and it's not nice. I find myself saying Shut UP, Randi and let him TALK! There was one yesterday and one today in which she clearly insulted a listener with correct information to share with us. Her researchers need her to stall while they google and she's not wearing her listening ears. She's been a bit wrong lately.

...to be contd.

In the meantime perhaps Obama will insist upon John Edwards as his running mate. That would be great for the nation's poor and downtrodden "conservatives" adore so much...Edwards cares.


McCain Voters....

McCain Voters

Hat Tips: GangOfNone-Liberal America, and Mr. Natural at
Left Edge North his copy is much cleaner.

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Thursday, June 05, 2008

Orgasmobama

Orgasmobama™©


Obamadulation too.

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Sunday, June 01, 2008

McSame

Same rotten "conservative" views. No change; four more years of insanity.
If this country is stupid enough to "elect" this man, there's no hope left.
Angry McSame


The MSM will ensure #44 takes all blame for crimes the Bush Family Evil Empire committed. These thugs will walk free despite being murderers, torturers, thieves, liars.....


EAT MY WAKE


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In the meantime, Panda needs frequent rejuvenation.
This is a messy primary season.
Serenity....ahhhhhh.

Panda's Spiritual Spot

Having a sense of fun and being open to new challenges, Panda learns to pole dance.

Pole Dancing Panda

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